Posted by: John Colby | Monday August 1 2011

Celtic Terrors Summer Holiday Dogblog 2011, 12, Monday 1st August 2011

Celtic Terrors Summer Holiday Dogblog 2011, 12, Monday 1st August 2011

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Off bright and early this morning. Wonder where we’re off?

Penzance? Long Rock – turning right – Oh ooohh!

THE V*TS! I DO NOT LIKE THE V*TS!

They probably want to check up on you.

I DO NOT LIKE THE V*TS!

So you said. Now stop trying to crawl into the skirting board.

I DO NOT LIKE THE V*TS!

Now they’re calling us – and he’s having to pick you up.

You aren’t the one getting groped and having a thermometer shoved up your nether regions!

Relax – it’s a checkup – you’ve been off your food.

Notice that you’ve been holding out for some of the chicken they’re feeding me with!

But you’re OK – there’s nothing wrong – just they wanted to make sure.

But I still don’t like the v*ts!

We’re out now. Back to the caravan.

Coverack, they said – check up on a chapel. One that’s been converted.

Pity we can’t go on the beach

But hold on – we are going on the beach!

Sea!

Sea!

Sand!

Sand!

Run!

Run! (bit too quick for the photographer)

Chase!

Chase!

Water!

Water!

Knackered!

Lunch!

Blag some of theirs.

Success!

No change there, then.

Like normal.

And then across to the other side of the harbour and see the chapel.

Via the ice cream shop. Blag some?

Of course.

It’s still there.

Coverack Wesleyan Chapel (1861) undergoing conversion - but seems stalled

It would be – now looks like two flats. Not looking very lived in, though.

She’s taking photos. And now we’re going off road a bit. A new viewpoint.

And more pix.

And now back to the car. Sainsburys, and the van.

Location, Location, Burrow.

Rabbit 2: (breathing hard) That was CLOSE. Nipped into the gorse bush to avoid the brown one and came face to face with the other one. What happened to your early warning system?

Rabbit 1: Nothing showing on the CPS. Don’t know what happened.

Rabbit 3: Well, you’d better find out. And quick.

Rabbit 1: Look, technology isn’t perfect. I’ll go and look again.

Rabbit 2: And make it quick.

That should do it.

What?

Just swapped two numbers of our IDs on their CPS before we went out – and now I’ve swapped them back again so they’ll think it’s a fault on their system. They haven’t been canny enough to keep log files.

So they think we’re not here when we are? Clever.

Yes, you can teach an old dog new tricks.

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